While I love the holiday season, I know that there are some people that would just rather live in a world where Christmas and the holiday season wasn’t a thing. For you folks, here are four things you can do while others are celebrating Christmas:
1. Throw a beach party.
Pretend like it’s July and throw a beach party with all your Christmas-hating friends. You can complain about the season together while sitting in lawn chairs and throwing a beach ball around.
2. Blast metal music when your family, coworkers, and friends start playing Christmas songs.
Sick of hearing “All I Want for Christmas Is You” or “Sleigh Ride” for the 20,000th time? Just blast some metal to drown out the noise. Darkthrone should do the trick.
3. Plan for the next holiday.
Start making plans for Easter, The 4th of July, Boxing Day, or what costume you’ll be wearing next Halloween. Hell, even contemplate celebrating Ostara this year. You’ll be so distracted from the holiday season concentrating on other holidays, you won’t even have time to notice your sister just adorned you with red and green tinsel.
4. Catch up on responsibilities.
Have household chores you’ve been neglecting or a major project for work that needs done by the end of the month? Take Christmas as an opportunity to get caught up on the work you’ve been putting off and then reward yourself with a cup of hot cocoa. You’ll thank me later.
