It's the night we've all been waiting for: the three hour finale of the 12th season of The Bachelorette. And, of course, there was a lot going through my mind from start to finish of this season to the last 90 minutes of JoJo's journey to find love. From Jordan's cold feet to Robby's smooth talking, we, as avid Bachelorette viewers, had a lot to think about while watching this epic season finale. So without further ado, here are the 38 thoughts I had while watching The Bachelorette season finale:
1. Ew, of course Chad is the first one to pop on the screen. GO HOME, CHAD.
2. JoJo's dad's head is really shiny. And he kind of looks like a turtle.
3. What is up with this hat game? Not cute, Jordan.
4. Where is JoJo's mom from? $5 if you can pronounce her name correctly.
5. Do we really like Jordan? I don't think we can trust him.
6. Robby's face is as red as JoJo's brother's shirt. Someone is nervousssss. He's even pitting out in a white shirt. That's hard to do, Rob.
7. JoJo's brothers are terrifying. Kudos to Robby and Jordan for still standing tall.
8. Robby's speech is way too good. It even made her dad cry! Okay, I take back the turtle thing, Dr. Fletcher.
9. Here's a serious question: How does Robby always get his hair to look like that? With that humidity, I would look like a frizz ball.
10. Oh shit. JoJo is finally seeing the kind of guy Jordan is: shady. Meanwhile, Robby is getting all the brownie points. So who's it going to be?
11. Let's make a drinking game: Take a shot for every time JoJo says, "I love two men", "I'm in love with both of them" or says, "I don't know". Drink your whole drink when she tries to fix her hair or starts to cry.
12. What do you think JoJo thinks about when she takes her long, recorded walks on the beach and stares out into the distance?
13. I think I'm team Robby. It's safe to say I am v impressed.
14. Kissing under the water is not a thing. How many takes do you think it took to get that shot?
15. Robby's story is a little too good to be true? I think he watches too many Lifetime movies. #Cheesey
16. Just looked up Bachelorette's rating on commercial break. 2.9/10. Yeah, sounds about right, but I still can't get enough.
17. Robby is really putting it all out there. S'cute.
18. HE PRINTED PHOTOS?!!? He's too good to be true. 10 points, Robby!
19. So if she doesn't pick Robby, will she throw away the photos he just printed for her? #awk
20. After everything Robby just did for JoJo, Jordan has big, big shoes to fill.
21. Jordan, your hair looks fine. Stop fixing it.
22. Okay, JoJo. What was that nose kiss? This feels uncomfortable.
23. Ooooo, Jordan, pressure is on. Is this Thailand heat making you sweat or are you just getting tongue tied?
24. "I know, but you never know until you know." Do you even know what that means, Jordan?
25. "He looks like a cockatoo with that hair do"- my mom commenting on Jordan's hairstyle, who has also never watched this show until this episode.
26. Robby sure loves his pastel shirts.
27. Jordan is asking for JoJo's hand in marriage over the phone?! Lame.
28. Love JoJo's dress and shoes! Her outfit is definitely on fleek.
29. Do you think the producers just tell Jordan to look at himself in the mirror?
30. No offense, JoJo, but you're definitely an ugly cryer.
31. AHH! ROBBY WALKED OUT OF THE CAR FIRST. SAY IT ISN'T SO!
32. Wait. Robby just had the best speech and she just interrupted him. She just chose Jordan. I. Can't. Even.
33. I just wish I could hug Robby. He deserved better than this. He is better than this. Jordan better have one hell of a proposal.
34. Oh stop being so dramatic, JoJo.
35. Did someone put the mute button on or was the crowd really that silent?
36. And she chose Jordan officially. I still think Robby's speech was better, but good job, Jordan. You won the girl.
37. Okay, stop saying "I love you" "I love you so much." WE GET IT.
38. Congratulations to JoJo and Jordan Rodgers! Now who's going to be the next Bachelor?
