We've all been there before. You're walking through the mall just enjoying your Saturday afternoon when you see it, the giant sale sign. You can't resist, it draws you in, and chances are you've thought all these things in the process.

1. Oh, look! A sale!
2. I could swing by, check it out.
3. Buy three, get three free?
4. I don’t really need anything, but that’s such a good deal.
5. I shouldn’t need a bag.
6. Japanese Cherry Blossom? This stuff still exists?
7. Oh, wow, this one smells really good.
8. They have it in a body wash?
9. Nah, I’ll just get the lotion.
10. But, the sale.
11. Both it is.
12. So. Many. Smells.
13. They should serve wine while you search through the eight million scents they have.
14. Alright, got my six things. Now I can go.
15. Wait, candles are on sale, too?
16. I knew I should have gotten a bag.
17. I already have five candles at home that I haven’t used, do I really need this one?
18. Yes.
19. Dear God, this one is terrible.
20. Winter morning? There’s no way they got that smell into a candle.
21. Holy shit, they did.
22. Oh, I think I might actually need some soap.
23. Well, with this sale, it really is better to get a couple.
24. But do I really need five new bottles?
25. Eh, we’ll use it eventually.
26. They have a men’s section here?
27. Has a man ever actually been in this store?
28. Wow, I almost forgot about the mini hand sanitizers.
29. I could use a couple, cause ya know, germs.
30. All right, I think I’m done now.
31. $157? How? I don’t understand.
32. Well, I did save a lot.
33. Now I don’t have to come back for a while.
34. But they gave me a coupon.
35. And there’s more new scents coming out next week.
36. I’ll be back.
37. Ah, finally, I can breathe again.