Nothing is better than waking up after a crazy night and asking your best friend what happened that weekend. You feel like you're dying, because your hangover is kicking in and you have no recollection of what you did.
But this is where your best friend comes in to fill in the blanks of what happened the night before. They, too, share your hangover. Usually, this is how the morning goes:
1. Help.
2. What happened last night?
3. I need water
4. Everything hurts.
5. What the hell did we drink last night?
6. I'm never doing shots again.
7. He was all over you last night.
8. Did you guys hook up?!
9. Where am I?
10. Whose sweatshirt is that?
11. I think I am dying.
12. What did we even do last night?
13. Jesus, look who I drunk texted.
14. OMG, did you see your Mystory?
15. Let's get food.
16. Do we have to change?
17. Where are my shoes?
18. And where did this bruise come from?
19. I need to throw up.
20. *looks in mirror* Wow, my makeup still looks good.
21. I think I'm still drunk.
22. What time did we even get home last night?
23. Liver, I'm sorry.
24. I think I am actually sweating alcohol.
25. I feel I've been hit buy a bus.
26. I literally cannot right now.
27. Wait, I think I broke my toe last night.
28. Is that a picture of me dancing on a table!?
29. Why did you let me drink that much?
30. Shit, is that a hickey?
31. Do you know who this is that I took a picture with?
32. Why did you call me four times?
33. Do you have Advil? I need like, seven.
34. Don't ever let me slap the bag again.
35. No, seriously, where are my shoes?
35. I can't even think about drinking tonight.
36. Let's never drink again.
37. So... day drinking?
