1) "Disney world is only for little kids."

2) Forever waiting to win a night's stay in Cinderella's castle.

3) When people get Disneyland and Disney World mixed up.

4) Waiting months to get a reservation for Be Our Guest.

5) You know you've ridden the monorail too many times when you can recite "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas."

6) When people suggest you go to Universal.

7) Tourist groups.

8) When your favorite ride is shut down for "refurbishment."

9) Animal Kingdom on a summer day.

10) Having 20 Photopass cards from your trip (this was before the magic bands).

11) Craving Disney food when you're not there.

12) The jealousy you feel when your friend is at Disney World and you're not.

13) Getting stuck on Haunted Mansion.

14) The crowds at Christmas time, or any holiday really.

15) When Mike Wazowski didn't tell the joke you texted in for the Laugh Floor.

16) Getting stuck behind slow walkers on the way to your favorite ride.

17) When you know all the words to the pre-ride video, but still have to sit through it anyways.

18) Waiting on people to fold up their stroller to get on the bus.

19) No other fireworks compare to Wishes, Illuminations, or Fantasmic.

20) Expecting everyone to tell you to have a magical day.

21) Getting winded after climbing the Swiss Family Robinson tree house.

22) Memorizing where the cameras are on every ride.

23) When walking in line at Space Mountain is more dangerous than the actual ride.

24) Those late night extra magic hours when your body is so tired, but your mind makes you ride space mountain 7 more times.

25) Dreading the walk back up to the room after you already fell asleep on the bus.

26) When the people in front of you on the Space Mountain speed ramp won't walk.

27) Almost having a perfect picture of a lion on the Kilimanjaro Safari and then hitting a bump.

28) Thumb cramps from the Buzz Light-year's Space Ranger Spin.

29) Wearing ponchos on Splash Mountain in an attempt to stay dry.

30) When the Photopass photographers make you do cheesy poses.

31) Almost crashing into the truck on Test Track scares you to death every time.

32) When someone tries to change the channel when Stacey is on.

33) Not knowing how to react when they show your face on the Laugh Floor.

34) When someone's hand is covering your face in the Tower of Terror picture.

35) People who don't understand the magic of Disney World.

36) Leaving Disney World and seeing the "See ya real soon!" sign.