35 Times College Students Relate to Evil Patrick
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35 Times College Students Relate to Evil Patrick

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35 Times College Students Relate to Evil Patrick
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So this new Spongebob meme is probably my favorite so far. Seeing Evil Patrick bless my Facebook feed was one of the best things to happen to me this semester. Here are 35 times that Evil Patrick has made us college students say, "SAME!"

1. When the professor assigns a quiz and you find all the answers online.

2. The cashier when they make you go back and get your receipt when you just want your mozzarella sticks

3. The person in front of you at brunch when they grab the last french toaster stick

4. The snapchat headquarters when they made the update that everyone hates

5. When you think you’re caught up on assignments and your professor looks at you like

6. Me: I don’t watch Stranger Things

[Someone who watches it about to tell you all the reasons why you have to watch it]

7. Deciding not to text him back right away

8. Professors who give you an exam right before spring break

9. Deciding to skip class while you’re still in bed

10. Signing up for a class you don’t need because you think the professor is cute

11. Snapchat waiting for you to fall asleep so it can update without your permission.

12. Ordering stuff online during a sale when you’re broke

13. My anxiety disorder while in the middle of me writing an essay

14. My heart when I meet a boy that is potentially bad for me

15. Me sliding into his dms

16. Staying up late to watch a few more episodes when I have an 8am class the next day

17. Kicking the ice cube under the fridge

18. Making plans you know you’re going to end up canceling

19. Showing up to the liquor store on your 21st birthday like

20. Looking at cheap flights for spring break instead of doing your homework

21. *Eats healthy all day*

Eats 20 mozzarella sticks at 2am

22. Annoying all of my friends with Shrek references

23. Only posting on Facebook when things are going well just to piss off your ex

24. Discovering a new song you love and listening to it over and over again until you hate it

25. Spending hours watching old Vine compilations

26. Showing up to the mailroom with 10 new package notifications

27. Walking into Target knowing I’m going to spend too much money when I only need one thing

28. Your heart when you stumble upon a cute picture of your ex

29. Leaving work at the end of my shift when it gets crazy busy

30. Deciding to take my break before I’m halfway through my shift

31. Kissing my dog 100 times when I know he doesn’t like it and will try to bite me

32. Playing all of my indie music from spotify when I’m driving my friends places

33. Getting a tattoo the second you turn 18

34. Your facebook when it brings back old pictures from high school with people who are no longer in your life

35. Eating a slice of pizza even though my stomach has been bothering me all day

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