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35 Thoughts All Aggies Have Before Their Ring Dunk

Here's a great idea: let's take that big gold ring and put it in the bottom of a pitcher of beer and then chug it as fast as we can in front of an audience.

Elizabeth Racine
Oct 06, 2015
Texas A&M University
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35 Thoughts All Aggies Have Before Their Ring Dunk

Wow, it is finally here. You've spent half your paycheck on an engraved pitcher, put the word "dunk" into every catchy song lyric, and watched your beer get stale and warm all week! The day you have been waiting for since your FTA birth is just around the corner. This is what dreams are made of!!

FINALLY, THE MONDAY BEFORE. START THE COUNTDOWN.

1. Wow, wait, only five days? Should I feel more prepared?

2. Can I put this on my medical school application?

3. Okay, Facebook poll time, my friends surely have faith in me.

4. Two votes?! Seriously? This is does not look promising.

5. Wow, why is everyone RSVPing yes? YOUR INVITE WAS JUST A COURTESY. I CANNOT HAVE YOU ALL SEE ME LIKE THIS.

6. Of course, they all want to watch me puke.

7. Oh great, Grandma just "liked" the event... Now I have to explain it.

"Yeah you just chug a pitcher of beer! No big deal! Everyone does it, I promise!!"

8. Wait, do I really want my parents to see me like this?

9. Maybe they'll tell me I'm not allowed to, that's a good excuse.

10. Can I pregame this?

11. I mean, Friday happy hour is a must.

12. But do I really want to puke Chuy's?

13. Should I practice with water...? No, probably not... Okay, actually maybe just once...

14. Wow, that was stupid.

15. No, I will be fine. If Johnny dunked in Fireball then I can survive beer.

16. Wait should I dunk in Fireball? It would probably be a faster death...

17. Oh my God, I can't even remember the last time I shotgunned a beer...

18. Freshman-yea- me was totally more prepared for this.

19. Okay, so four beers and one cup of water, I can do that.

20. Shit, that is so obvious. It doesn't even look like beer anymore.

MOMENT OF TRUTH.

21. Okay, I can do this... my place does not define me...

22. Where's my ex? Is he within projectile vomit range?

22. Oh my God there is beer seeping through my shirt. Why did I forget a poncho?

23. At least it's not white.

24. What do they say to us? I've seen'em lose, I've seen'em win, but I've never seen'em quit?

25. Nope, this Aggie is definitely quitting.

26. Yup, cancel my other two, this is never happening again.

27. Maybe I can get away with spilling just a lit... *niagara falls*

28. Shit, that was so noticeable.

29. I AM SO CLOSE.

30. Don't swallow, don't swallow, don't swallow.

31. Worst. Tradition. Ever.

32. I have stood at every football game and this is what I get in return?

33. I have truly seen hell in all its forms.

34. My beer days are forever over.

35. At least I didn't pu...

*Vomit*

~ shoutout to all the winning and losing Aggie stomachs (& Kaitlyn Forks for her hilarious contribution) ~

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