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Traditional chokers are stylish and edgy, but using deadly snakes as your choker will take your outfit to the next level. Here are 34 chokers that are actually deadly snakes, but are super cute.
1. Despite being giant and terrifying, boas are actually cuddly. They keep your neck warm and cozy all day long.
2. Breezy at the beach? No worries, boas are the perfect swim cover-up.
3. Friends talking behind your back? No worries. Your boa has got your back.
4. They are also perfect for your kiddos. Best. Babysitter. Ever.
5. Who doesn’t want to be like Britany? Get your very own python to wear and become an instant superstar.
6. Pythons can get pretty big, which is perfect for the oversized scarf look.
7. Or throw it over your shoulder. Oh, the versatility!
8. And when pythons are out of season, hand it down to your little bro to make him the most stylish kid on the playground.
9. The off the shoulder look is in this year. Try it out with your anaconda.
10. The bright yellow anaconda adds a bold statement to any outfit.
11. Also great for staring contests when you're bored.
12. Sick and tired of ruining your jewelry in the pool? Good news: Unlike your "waterproof" mascara, your anaconda won’t come off.
13. For a daintier look, try a viper. Small, but deadly
14. Vipers also come in neutral tones, such as brown to compliment outfits in any season.
15. Cobras can flare their necks, but it’s going to be your neck that’s looking fly with a cobra wrapped around it.
16. Obviously, the most BA option if you're looking to make an entrance.
17. If you can dodge it killing you, it will even dance alongside you at the bar.
18. Alternatively, cobras can be a fun companion while you’re sunbathing.
19. Looking for spring accessories? The bright green mamba snake will spice up your style this spring.
20. The striped kingsnake can be worn like a tie for all formal occasions.
21. They also come in all black, if you’re feeling edgy.
22. Kingsnakes are long enough to wrap many times around the neck of your younger sister, making her the perfect prospect for the layered look.
23. Good thing bralettes are in. Kingsnakes can be a little invasive, but look super cool when weaved through your shirt.
24. Snake chokers will make you smile with all of your new friends and popularity.
25. In addition to looking super cool, rattlesnakes will play fun music in your ears while you walk.
26. Princesses wear them, so could you ask for anything more?
27. Your wife might not be the biggest fan, but you hate those boots she wears so it all evens out in the end.
28. Impress your friends by letting them wear your awesome choker.
29. More of a water person? Use a coral reef snake to channel your inner Ariel.
30. They’re tricky to find, so it’s sure to be a unique piece to add to your collection.
31. Going to a blacklight party? The vibrant California red-sided garter snake is your clear choice.
