You don’t always pick up on the signs at first because guys can be sneaky like that, but after a while, the bad boy act is going to wear off. That's when you are going to come to realize that the guy you’ve been seeing isn’t cool. He isn’t nice. He’s a total tool. Here’s how you know:
- He only wants to hang out at night
- Not at like 8 or 9 p.m. either
- Like LATE at night
- He doesn’t ever provide the transportation
- Forcing you to drive/walk/scooter/helicopter to him
- His main form of communication is Snapchat
- Because he can’t be accountable for what he says if it disappears in 5 seconds
- One of his profile pictures is a casual shirtless photo
- He doesn’t talk to you in front of his friends
- Or quite frankly really at all
- In fact, there might be times where he just blatantly ignores you
- He only wants to “Netflix and chill”
- But without the Netflix
- Or the chill for that matter
- You can get his attention by flirting with his friends
- Who are jerks just like him
- He doesn’t know any of your friends
- He doesn’t respond to your attempts to communicate
- Unless he wants something
- Then he’ll text back in t minus 10 seconds
- He doesn’t put in any effort
- He’s more interested in you when you aren’t sober
- He is super sketchy about his phone
- And puts it on airplane/ do not disturb mode when you’re hanging out
- You’re not allowed to spend the night
- But he doesn’t take you home
- Or walk you to the door
- Or even say ‘goodbye’
- He can’t keep a conversation
- And struggles with simple questions such as 'how are you?’
- He hits on your sister
- And her friends
- And quite frankly every person with the XX chromosome

If while reading this list, a particular person continued to come to your mind, you just realized the guy you are seeing is a total and complete tool. Congratulations!





















