I'm so done with this school year. So while everyone else is stuDYING, I'll be out and about doing some of these things. This is a collective list of things I would rather do than study for finals!
1. Fall off my bicycle into the road
2. Write an eight-page paper that’s due in ten days
3. Grind my own coffee beans every time I want a cup of coffee
4. Step on scissors
5. Watch the Star Wars Holiday Special two times before leaving my apartment in the morning
6. Miss every single Purdue basketball game of the season
7. See that one person on campus that I’ve been avoiding since the beginning of the school year
8. Cut my fingernail too short
9. Drop my Einstein Brothers’ bagel, shmear-side-down, on the floor
10. Flip through TV stations for two hours
11. Pull a hangnail until it bleeds
12. Interview 45 people on campus
13. Watch an engineer do math homework
14. Make dinner for my entire extended family
15. Burn my hand while pouring scalding hot soup
16. Independently pay for my education without scholarships or my parents’ help
17. Trudge through the snow to class in May
18. Accidentally delete my entire completed research paper
19. Smell burning ladybugs
21. Curl my eyelashes and have all of them come off on the eyelash curler
22. Trip every time I look at my feet while I’m walking
23. Hug a lion
24. Dye my hair green
25. Eat burnt macaroni and cheese for breakfast
26. Get run over by the Boilermaker Special
27. Watch a video during class and realize too late that my volume is on as high as it can go
28. Lick the floor in the Physics building
29. Go goth
30. Rip my own arm off (my trademark phrase)
31. Shoot my eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, air rifle
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