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30 Thoughts About Returning For The Semester Told By Bob's Burgers

What's a better way to express all of the ~feelings~ of returning to college than through Bob's Burgers?

Gillian Pelkonen
Jan 25, 2017
Syracuse University
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30 Thoughts About Returning For The Semester Told By Bob's Burgers
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The first week back for the semester can be rough and basically a rollercoaster of emotions. Who better than the Belchers from Bob's Burgers to explain the thoughts we all have when returning back to ~college life~


1. What did I do for the past month?


2. How am I going to survive without my dog?


3. I am not yet ready for the slop that is dining hall food.


5. YES 49.5 POUNDS I DID IT !!!!


6. Why did I sign up for classes before 11am?


7. Wow I have to start walking everywhere again.


8. Ok but I'll see my friends, so yay


11. This would be way more exciting if I didn't have to unpack m entire life.


12. The dining hall might be worse than I remembered how is that even posSIBLE.
13. Wow I missed living with my best friends.


14. New year new me! I will not snooze this alarm.


15. *7 snoozes later* I need this sleep. I deserve this sleep.


16. I literally have no idea where any of my classes are. Great.


17. Do you think people can tell that I have no idea where I'm going.


18. Room 350. Room 350. Room 350. Room 350.


19. Why can't I find this?


20. 305 not 350. Why can't I read. I'm in college.


21. Ok, made it. Time to hide in the corner on Facebook until class starts.


22. Oh wait, I know someone!


23. It's the first class what could he possibly talk about for the entire class.


24. Oh grEAT 5 chapters of reading for the next class.


25. This syllabus is mildly terrifying why did I sign up for this class.


26. Do I even know what I want to do with my life?


27. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?


28. I miss my dog.


29. I need coffee.


30. But it's nice to be back.


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