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30 Thoughts You Have While Online Shopping

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30 Thoughts You Have While Online Shopping
  1. So many clothes, it's heaven!
  2. But what do I want?
  3. Okay, the responsible question is: what do I need?
  4. EVERYTHING.
  5. No, I can’t afford it, but I know I need a white crop top. Let’s do that first.
  6. Well, there’s five.
  7. *Take five minutes to decide on one.*
  8. Okay I’ll just go click a small….out of stock? Are you serious? There’s no other way to indicate that before I fall in love with this beautiful piece of clothing?
  9. Whatever, I’ll just add myself to the waitlist. I guess this kind of works out because if I still want this when they email me, I know it’ll be a good investment.
  10. Oh, of course! They have a small in every other color except for the color that I want.
  11. Well, I guess I have good taste because everyone else wants it.
  12. Do I settle for the poop-green color?
  13. Dude, no. Do not settle for the poop green.
  14. But can I trust the website? Sometimes the colors look different in person. What if it’s really olive green but the website makes it look poop green?
  15. Go for it?
  16. I can’t.
  17. Wait, let me zoom in. Maybe it’s secretly see through, or maybe the color will look different closer up.
  18. Okay it looks the exact same and didn’t influence my decision at all.
  19. Oh my god, just click "add to cart." I’m sure it’s olive.
  20. My subtotal is $37.87. I capped myself at $40--way to stay within the budget!
  21. Ugh, but it’s free shipping on orders $50 and over. The shipping cost would probably put me over $40, so screw the budget, right?
  22. Well, I could get a cute cardigan. You can never have too many cardigans.
  23. Oh this is cute.
  24. Do I get a small or a medium?
  25. I mean, the model is wearing a small and it looks a little loose on her. But she’s also a twig, so…
  26. Medium? Medium.
  27. OUT OF STOCK?
  28. Oh wait, that’s the large just kidding.
  29. I can get this, but do I really want it? What if it arrives and it just doesn’t work? Should I get the small instead?
  30. Why is this so stressful?
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