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30 Things You Say to Your Roommate Daily

Because no one else would want to hear it.

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30 Things You Say to Your Roommate Daily

When you live in a small, box-shaped room with another person, holding back does not exist. They've seen you at your absolute best and your absolute worst and are the only other person that hears you say these meaningless things. They're the only one who gets the privilege of knowing these small details about you and they are probably the only one who cares.


1. "Can I borrow that romper you wore in your last Instagram?"

2. "Are you going to your 8 a.m? Please don't."

3. "Do you want to take a nap later?"

4. "When will you be home?"

5. "Sorry my side of the room is messy."

6. "Where should we go out tonight?"

7. "Should I Instagram this? Will you like it?"

8. "Does my hair look too greasy?"

9. "Thank you for taking out the trash, again."

10. "Who is washing the bath mats this time?"

11. "Can we eat ice cream and watch "The Bachelor" together tonight?"

12. "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

13. "Oh my god, we have to get a roomie picture tonight."

14. "We should get more snacks."

15. "Want to use my new fabric softer? It smells so good."

16. "Do you want to walk there, or Uber?"

17. "I saved us so much money today! I bought these on sale, two for $6!"

18. "Sorry I was so loud coming home last night, did I wake you up?"

19. "Can you curl my hair?"

20. "I need a job. We should get one."

21. "What's a good Instagram caption for this picture?"

22. "Force me to go to the gym with you today."

23. "Have you seen my student ID? Or my keys?"

24. "Let's order a pizza."

25. "Is my hair straight in the back?"

26. "How did I get home last night?"

28. "Look at this. Should I buy this? I need it."

29. "Let me read you this text he just sent me."

30. "We're living together again next year, right?"

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