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30 Shower Thoughts That You Will Think About Long After You Dry Off

Still sitting here trying to wrap my head around the fact that belly buttons used to be our mouths.

Lana Lerma

Aug 23, 2018

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30 Shower Thoughts That You Will Think About Long After You Dry Off

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Showers aren't just for showering.

1. The tongue has an underrated ability to detect hair.

2. An iPhone X costs more than 2 human beings in Libya.

3. An armadillo is just a giant rollie pollie.

4. Dogs probably bring sticks to us because they were bred to bring wood for fire.

5. The first person who used a fake mustache was probably very successful in disguise.

6. If pigs could fly, imagine how delicious their wings would be.

7. A whisper is a black and white version of sound.

8. There is a very small chance that you could eat a cheeseburger made with cheese from the mother of the beef.

9. For the most part, your body and your organs work in the dark.

10. DNA is human programming.

11. A crab is a spider with armor.

12. People always ask for change, but can never accept it.

13. You will never actually see your face or the back of your neck.

14. The main cause of death is living.

15. Raccoons, pandas, and skunks are interracial animals.

16. Factories that print money actually have to spend money to make money.

17. Based on a seismograph, the earth is lying during an earthquake.

18. If you have glasses, you have to pay to see.

19. Reading is staring at dead wood and hallucinating.

20. 99.9992% of people on earth do not know that you exist.

21. “Tear” (rip) and “tear” (cry) are pronounced two different ways.

22. You experience more than you think.

23. As you go from your thumb to your pinky, your fingers get less useful.

24. It is uncomfortable to see others in their undergarments, but seeing others in swimwear is equally revealing.

25. We can never imagine death.

26. Birds don’t have arms.

27. We take rectangular pictures with a circular camera lens.

28. Some of the stars that you see in the sky are dead.

29. A tomato is a fruit, so ketchup is tomato jam.

30. The color white is a chord of light instead of sound.

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

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Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

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Navigating the Talking Stage: 21 Essential Questions to Ask for Connection

It's mandatory to have these conversations.

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Whether you met your new love interest online, through mutual friends, or another way entirely, you'll definitely want to know what you're getting into. I mean, really, what's the point in entering a relationship with someone if you don't know whether or not you're compatible on a very basic level?

Consider these 21 questions to ask in the talking stage when getting to know that new guy or girl you just started talking to:

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Challah vs. Easter Bread: A Delicious Dilemma

Is there really such a difference in Challah bread or Easter Bread?

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Ever since I could remember, it was a treat to receive Easter Bread made by my grandmother. We would only have it once a year and the wait was excruciating. Now that my grandmother has gotten older, she has stopped baking a lot of her recipes that require a lot of hand usage--her traditional Italian baking means no machines. So for the past few years, I have missed enjoying my Easter Bread.

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30 Shower Thoughts That You Will Think About Long After You Dry Off

Still sitting here trying to wrap my head around the fact that belly buttons used to be our mouths.

1. The tongue has an underrated ability to detect hair.

2. An iPhone X costs more than 2 human beings in Libya.

3. An armadillo is just a giant rollie pollie.

4. Dogs probably bring sticks to us because they were bred to bring wood for fire.

5. The first person who used a fake mustache was probably very successful in disguise.

6. If pigs could fly, imagine how delicious their wings would be.

7. A whisper is a black and white version of sound.

8. There is a very small chance that you could eat a cheeseburger made with cheese from the mother of the beef.

9. For the most part, your body and your organs work in the dark.

10. DNA is human programming.

11. A crab is a spider with armor.

12. People always ask for change, but can never accept it.

13. You will never actually see your face or the back of your neck.

14. The main cause of death is living.

15. Raccoons, pandas, and skunks are interracial animals.

16. Factories that print money actually have to spend money to make money.

17. Based on a seismograph, the earth is lying during an earthquake.

18. If you have glasses, you have to pay to see.

19. Reading is staring at dead wood and hallucinating.

20. 99.9992% of people on earth do not know that you exist.

21. “Tear” (rip) and “tear” (cry) are pronounced two different ways.

22. You experience more than you think.

23. As you go from your thumb to your pinky, your fingers get less useful.

24. It is uncomfortable to see others in their undergarments, but seeing others in swimwear is equally revealing.

25. We can never imagine death.

26. Birds don’t have arms.

27. We take rectangular pictures with a circular camera lens.

28. Some of the stars that you see in the sky are dead.

29. A tomato is a fruit, so ketchup is tomato jam.

30. The color white is a chord of light instead of sound.

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There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

It's mandatory to have these conversations.

1. What do you do for a living?

2. What's your favorite color?

3. Do you have any siblings?

4. What's your favorite television show?

5. When is your birthday?

6. What's your biggest goal in life?

7. If you had three wishes granted to you by a genie, what would they be?

8. What's your favorite childhood memory?

9. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

10. Are you a cat or a dog person?

11. Do you believe in a religion or any sort of spiritual power?

12. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

13. What is your ideal date night?

14. Who was/is your celebrity crush?

15. What's a good way to cheer you up if you're having a bad day?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Can you describe yourself in three words?

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