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1. The tongue has an underrated ability to detect hair.
2. An iPhone X costs more than 2 human beings in Libya.
3. An armadillo is just a giant rollie pollie.
4. Dogs probably bring sticks to us because they were bred to bring wood for fire.
5. The first person who used a fake mustache was probably very successful in disguise.
6. If pigs could fly, imagine how delicious their wings would be.
7. A whisper is a black and white version of sound.
8. There is a very small chance that you could eat a cheeseburger made with cheese from the mother of the beef.
9. For the most part, your body and your organs work in the dark.
10. DNA is human programming.
11. A crab is a spider with armor.
12. People always ask for change, but can never accept it.
13. You will never actually see your face or the back of your neck.
14. The main cause of death is living.
15. Raccoons, pandas, and skunks are interracial animals.
16. Factories that print money actually have to spend money to make money.
17. Based on a seismograph, the earth is lying during an earthquake.
18. If you have glasses, you have to pay to see.
19. Reading is staring at dead wood and hallucinating.
20. 99.9992% of people on earth do not know that you exist.
21. “Tear” (rip) and “tear” (cry) are pronounced two different ways.
22. You experience more than you think.
23. As you go from your thumb to your pinky, your fingers get less useful.
24. It is uncomfortable to see others in their undergarments, but seeing others in swimwear is equally revealing.
25. We can never imagine death.
26. Birds don’t have arms.
27. We take rectangular pictures with a circular camera lens.
28. Some of the stars that you see in the sky are dead.
29. A tomato is a fruit, so ketchup is tomato jam.
30. The color white is a chord of light instead of sound.
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