Usually when you walk onto a college campus, the sights alone provide entertainment. College students have some of the most interesting conversations. I’m sure every college student has said at least one of these statements at least once. Listening to the things college students say are some of the most intense and funny experiences I have on campus. If you are ever on a college campus and have a spare moment, listen to some tidbits of the conversations; you might hear a few of these phrases.

1. Every swear word. Ever.
2. “I have an exam in 10 minutes and haven’t even looked at my notes”
3. “I need to get my life together”
4. “I have a dollar”
5. “How late does Pizza One deliver?”
6. “I’m so screwed for this exam?”
7. “Did you do the homework? No, haven’t started”
8. “I only got two hours of sleep last night”
9. “I haven’t done Laundry in 3 weeks”
10. “Ooo Pizza’s here”
11. “C’s get Degrees”
12. “Oh my gosh, I need to shave my legs”
13. “If the professor isn't here in 15 minutes we get to go home right?”
14. “I miss my dog”
15. “Who’s buying drinks tonight?
16. “I have so much homework, let’s watch a movie”
17. “I need a nap”
18. “What year are you?” “Senior.” “What are your plans?” “I don’t know yet”
19. “What are you going to do with that degree?” “I don’t know”
20. “Wait we have an exam?”
21. “I need to do my dishes”
22. “This is my last pair of underwear”
23. “I need cofffffeeeeeee”
24. “Does this shirt smell bad? I got it out of my dirty laundry”
25. “I slept through my 8:30 again”
26. “Do you want to go to the gym with me?” “Ain’t nobody got time for that”
27. “Do I want to go out and party tonight, or just watch netflix?”
28. “Do you know what we are doing?” “Nope.”
29. “I drank way too much last night”
30. “I don’t want to go to class.”
31. “I need to stop procrastinating”
32. “Do you know what Saga has for lunch?”
33. “What did you get for that problem?”
34. “What was the reading about?”
35. “Where do I go to get some decent food around here?”
36. “My roommate is awful”
37. “I never want to live in a dorm again”
38. “I think I just failed that exam.”
39. “The Alma plague is spreading, stay away from me.”
40. “I have so much stuff to do and not enough time.”

I know I have said most of these, but I know I am definitely not alone.