1. That dress is definitely white and gold.

2. OMG You look so great! (from one sorority girl to another knowing that she was up all night doing homework)

3. I got the full recommended 9 hours of sleep!

4. I don’t need to shower, that’s what Febreze is for.

5. Yeah, I got everything on that slide down! Thanks for waiting for us to write all of it down, Teach.

6. I don’t need to study now, I can pull and all-nighter. I’ll be fine. This test isn’t going to be hard.

7. I’ll wake up early and study.

8. I definitely killed that test.

9. I’m dropping out and becoming a stripper.

10. Yeah, I definitely read all of my reading assignments for the past semester.

11. I’m prepared for this test.

12. I’ll do better next semester.

13. I have too much money. I guess I can buy both of these PR shirts…and more food.

14. I can eat another bag of chips. I’ll just go workout later, and I’ll eat healthier tomorrow.

15. I ate a carrot earlier so it cancels out the chips and queso.

16. One more episode and then I’ll get started.

17. (one season later) Damn, it’s getting late, I should probably sleep.

18. Ah, don’t worry about it; it isn’t due until midnight.

19. Of course I’ve started my project; it’s due in 2 weeks! I have to get a head start.

20. I can’t wait for all my meetings this week!

21. I don’t need to do laundry; I’ll do it next week.

22. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just in college.

23. I’m good at inner tube water polo. I swear!

24. I promise I’ll make this celeb shot!

25. I have so much free time during the week.

26. I’m not hungry.

27. Sorry, I’m busy.

28. Yeah, I’ll be right out.

29. I want to go to class early.

30. I don’t want Chipotle.