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30 Best 'Mean Girls' Quotes You Cannot Wait To See On Broadway

It's going to be so fetch!

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30 Best 'Mean Girls' Quotes You Cannot Wait To See On Broadway
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Tina Fey, who wrote us the marvelous masterpiece "Mean Girls," confirmed to Andy Cohen on "Watch What Happens Live," that a Broadway adaption of the 2004 hit is in the works. Although nothing is set in stone yet, we can still get excited. "Mean Girls" influenced many people, regardless of gender, and shaped our generation into what it is today. After a disappointing "Mean Girls 2," we can all cross our fingers for a Broadway version to let the original redeem itself in all its pride and glory.

What will make it into the Broadway script? Hopefully these iconic lines that I use without a blink of the eye on a daily basis. Where would we all be without, "Boo, you whore?"

1. "Boo, you whore."

2. "Made out with a hot dog?"

3. "If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

4. "I'm such a good friend."

5. "Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang."

6. "It's so fetch!"

7. "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen!"

8. "We should totally just stab Caesar!"


9. "You smell like a baby prostitute."

10. "I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy."


11. "That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen."


12. "On Wednesdays, we wear pink."



13. "Don't have sex. You will get pregnant and die."



14. "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular."


15. "Suck on that!"



16. "Is butter a carb?"


17. "Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"


18. "It's October third."


19. "I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."


20. "You can't site with us!"


22. "Get in loser, we're going shopping."


23. "The limit does not exist."


24. "She doesn't even go here."


25. "Four for you, Glen Coco. You go Glen Coco!"26. "And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye."

27. "Your mom's chest hair!"


28. "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"


29. "It's like I have ESPN or something."


30. "My hairline is so weird."


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