If you’re like me, you probably spend a good chunk of your day wondering, “Do I go to Illinois Wesleyan University?” Well after some deep thinking and a 30 day intensive saga-food-only diet, I’ve figured out 3 definitive ways to know if you go to IWU.

1.You are capable of recognizing yourself in an image.

This is pretty much the equivalent of dressing as Terrance the Titan to the local sporting events. I can say with relative certainty that nearly every IWU student is capable of recognizing themselves in an image. In fact, just today I was sitting in the chimney of Shirk talking with some fellow chimney-sitters about how stellar it is that we can all recognize ourselves in an image.

2.Somewhere out there, there is an IWU ID with your image on it.

This is a tough one, and that’s exactly why IWU is such a tour de force academically. Just like all bears love honey, and all penguins wear red bow ties, pretty much every IWU student has an IWU ID doppelgänger out there somewhere. Who knows, he or she might even be sitting next to you at saga!

3.You attend classes at Illinois Wesleyan University.

This is what separates the designer Coach® bags from the free giveaways you get for giving your email to an insurance company. I suppose there is a remote possibility that a non-IWU student could have an ID doppelgänger, and theoretically (I can’t stress this enough – this is purely theoretical) they may be able to recognize themselves in an image. BUT if they don’t attend classes at IWU, there is literally no way they could be an IWU student. Like really, no way. This is the number one tell tale sign: if you attend classes at IWU, you most likely go to IWU.