Ever find yourself with the inevitable, extreme urge to go to the bathroom after freshly painted nails? Or dreaming of shoes that transform from flats to heels in seconds? In a perfect world, cures for these daily girl struggles would have an easy fix. Here are 28 things that sadly don't exist, but definitely should.

1. Silent blow drier.

2. Instagram caption generator.

3. Never-fading makeup.

4. App that changes your nail color.

5. Shoes with adjustable heels.

6. Lip gloss your hair won’t get stuck in.

7. Pizza that burns calories.

8. Instant drying nail polish.

9. Necklace detangler.

10. Pants that feel like they’re unbuttoned but they’re not.

11. A hamper that washes, dries, and folds your clothes.

12. Dog translators.

13. A present wrapping machine.

14. Zero-calorie Ben and Jerry’s.

15. Muffins that don’t give you a muffin top.

16. A device to read a man’s mind.

17. Dorothy's red slippers that take you home.

18. A bra with pockets to hold all the necessities.

19. Socks that don’t get lost.

20. Abs that appear after one singular sit up.

21. Eyebrows that pluck themselves.

22. Professional outfits that feel like pajamas.

23. Student loans that pay themselves.

24. A phone that never dies.

25. A phone that sends automatic texts to let your mom know you love her.

26. A manual on how to be an adult.

27. A device to teleport to a beach.

28. Nap time. Daily.

If only, right? A girl can dream.