Being home for the holidays you are around the old southerns and the newest. And I'm sure you hear all of it come out of their mouths. And what is being a true southerner without our funny sayings. So, here are some of the best.

1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

2. He/She fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

3. Dumber than a box of rocks.

4. Colder than a witches tit.

5. Full as a tick on a dog.

6. Can't carry a tune in a bucket.

7. On me like white on rice.

8. Ain't got a pot to piss in.

9. Running around like a chicken with their head cut off.

10. Sittin' there like a bump on a log.

11. He/She has bit off more then he/she can chew.

12. Two peas in a pod.

13. Hold your horses.

14. Actin' too big for their britches.

15. Dead as a door nail.

16. If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

17. Once in a blue moon.

18. You gotta risk it for the biscuit.

19. This ain't my first rodeo.

20. Dadgummit.

21. You could start an argument in an empty house.

22. I'm fixin' to....

23. Lord have mercy.

24. Oh my heavens.

25. You are barking up the wrong tree.

26. Got your feathers ruffled.

27. Well, he has his tale, I sit on mine.

28. Tough titties said the kitty, but the milk's still fresh.

And those are just some of the finest of southern sayings. So, enjoy your holiday season, and keep your southern slang as fresh as possible.