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27 Signs That You Are The Wolf Of College Street

"I been getting dirty money. Jordan Belfort. Stacking penny stocks while I'm flipping these birds."

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27 Signs That You Are The Wolf Of College Street
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Strutting through College Street, Brevard, McCausland, and Lakewood on the weekends can be a risky business. Going into party houses can lead you to gain a sense of knowledge of underground information. You can also gain lots of power. But you must remember that with great power comes great responsibility. Let's see if you've got what it takes to work around the system like Jordan Belfort.

Here are some signs that you are The Wolf of College Street:


1. You always make an entrance wherever you are.

2. You rule the dance floor and usually have a circle of envious people around you.

3. You probably are the elected representative to deal with "Campo" when they shut your party down.

3. You know how to deal with all of your haters.

4. Dealing with the probation fines has never been a problem.

5. You can turn a casual jam sesh into the most lit party ever.

6. The second you get the "no school" text you are already preparing a "darty."

7. You probably have convinced your friends on numerous occasions to change their Friday night Netflix and Chill plans to go out with you.

8. You always have a rescue squad on hand when you go out.

9. You also are fully prepared to rescue your rescue squad.

10. People will do literally anything to be a part of your wolf pack.

11. You know the risks and the consequences. You can deal with it all on Sunday morning though.

12. Your whole Sunday probably looks just like this:

13. You will do whatever it takes to prevent your best friends from calling their exes at 2 a.m.

13. You and your squad have their own rituals.

14. This is how you deal with "Campo" when it strolls down College Street:

15. You at least put some effort into resisting temptations.

16. You are not afraid to kick the freshmen out of your parties.

17. This is probably your reaction when someone asks you if you are going out tonight:

18. You most likely have smuggled a pet in your house.

19. You will do WHATEVER it takes to make it home.

20. You wake up and look at your phone and see all these new contacts added.

21. If anyone questions your actions you just reply with:

22. You know when you mess up and accept the consequences.

23. When people ask you if you are "turnt" you might be a little modest....

24. You tend to eyeroll for five hours and call people out on their bullshit.

25. Your DJ skills are what makes the party so lit.

26. You wait for everyone to start chanting "do it" before you do a dare that you already were comfortable doing.

27. You sometimes have to validate your worst decisions to make yourself feel better.

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