1. They better have sweet potato fries, today.

I mean, sweet potato fries are healthier than regular french fries, right? But if there aren't sweet potato fries, I will probably take one for the team and get regular.

2. If the ice cream machine is broken, it's going to be rough.

Chocolate ice cream is life and can be eaten with any and every meal.

3. How many helpings of this can I get before I am judged?

I feel like two helpings is room for judgement, but will they judge me if it's more helpings of vegetables?

4. This cookie is not as good as it looks.

I had such high hopes. They always look so good!

5. Making a waffle is so stressful.

I immediately regret this decision. It takes three whole minutes? Where is the syrup? Where is the butter? It's starting to beep. What do I do?

6. I have to eat here for the next three months.

Wow, that's a long time. That's a lot of chocolate ice cream and veggie nuggets.

7. This Chinese food is disappointing.

So greasy. So fried. At least I get a fortune cookie.

8. This song playlist is on point today.

Marc Anthony's "I Need to Know" is the official song of the summer.

9. Cheese sticks are life.

Why do I only get three of these? I am going to need, like, nine.

10. I am only going to get two plates dirty,

Yeah, that's not going to happen. I will dirty at least five plates; sorry D2 workers!

11. Okay, maybe only three.

No, no, let's be realistic, it will be five.

12. I need my piece of free fruit.

Do I want an apple? Orange? Banana? The possibilities are almost endless.

13. Half the football team is here, again.

They all look so angry. Why are they angry with the free food they get? Doesn't ice cream make everyone happy?

14. Does my name tag on my lanyard make me look like a freshmen?

I promise, I am a rising senior. I have earned my right to not wear a lanyard. This is for my job!

15. Should I get some soda?

Cherry Coke, Fanta, Sprite, Root Beer, I need to stay away from the soda fountain.

16. Water is probably the best option.

My mother would be proud if I chose water.

17. I live for desserts.

Is there chocolate cake today? I would like a seven layer bar. Is there Cool Whip? Look -- cherry Jello!

18. Veggie nuggets have good and not so good days.

Sometimes they are so crunchy and nice, and other days they are a little wilted.

19. Why did he get a salad?

Should I get a salad? I feel guilty. Do cheese sticks count as a salad?

20. Where can you even get a salad around here?

Is the salad bar my only option? I would kill for a West End salad right now.

21. Who needs vegetables?

Me. I probably need some.

22. Carbs forever.

Pasta is the best. Pizza is my friend. and french fries taste terrific.

23. I am tired of vanilla ice cream; they need to fix the chocolate kind.

C'mon, D2, I need my chocolate fix!

24. I wonder if my favorite employee is working today.

Shoutout to Mike O'Sullivan, the one man who puts up with my incessant questions about the ice cream machines.

25. I might regret my meal choice later.

Hopefully not, but probably a little bit.

26. No I won't #noregrets.

Who cares, it tasted good.