1. Stop messaging us on a random social media sites at 3 am, we get it, you're horny.
2. Don't ask us what we want to eat.
Just go somewhere, we'll never know what we want.
3. Do NOT talk about your genitalia in the first 2 minutes of us meeting you, GROSS.
4. No, you can't have my number.
But here's my snap, Alikatt16.
5. My hair is sacred, ask before touching it.
And I'll probably still say no.
6. Stop asking for my friends' numbers, I'm hot too.
7. No one cares about your car. You're not a photographer. You actually suck.
8. Stop posting pictures of yourself at the gym. Chances are you're scrawny anyway.
9. Back to the penis thing... we don't want pictures either. They actually turn us off.
10. Stop telling me to smile.
I probably hate you.