Growing up as a millennial, Spongebob was one of my favorite shows. I have chosen some of my favorite quotes from its nine seasons, presented below:
1.) "Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.”
2.) "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you."
3.) "Just get outta here you stupid, dumb animal!"
4.) "The best time to wear a striped sweater..is all the time!"
5.) "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
6.) "Do instruments of torture count?"
7.) "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!"
8.) "Can I get some extra salt?"
“We're all out.”
“Could you check?”
“…No.”
9.) "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!???!"
10.) "Too bad that didn't kill me."
11.) "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems."
12.) "There's an old saying, lad. 'What doesn't kill ya...usually succeeds in a second attempt.'"
13.) "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
14.) "Are you Squidward? ...That's okay, take your time."
15.) "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died."
16.) "I'm a good noodle!"
17.) "We don't need television...not as long as we have our imagination."
18.) "I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
19.) *Spongebob starts dancing* Squidward: "That's his...eager face."
20.) Patrick: "Did you see my underwear?" Mindy: "No." Patrick: "...Did you want to?"
21.) Spongebob: "Patrick, why are you here?" Patrick: "Two words Spongebob: Na. Chos."
22.) "Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't 'get' jazz."
23.) "I like money."
24.) "You know what's funnier than 24? 25!"
25.) "If I were to die right now due to the carelessness of a friend..well, that would be okay."
26.) "Squidward? Would it be possible to play your clarinet a little...better?"
Hope you enjoy these quotes as much as I do!





















