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26 Bachelors, 1 Final Rose

If you have never seen the bachelorette, you'll want to now.

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26 Bachelors, 1 Final Rose
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If you don't watch "The Bachelorette," then shame on you. It's a reality TV show that is filled with drama, romance and hot guys. What more could you want? This week, I'm ranking this season's bachelors from lowest to highest starting with the guys already eliminated. If you didn't watch "The Bachelorette" before, you'll want to now. Jojo, Have no fear. After this article, you'll know who "the one" is.

Starting off with the eliminated bachelors....

26. Jonathan

Jonathon is an Asian, 29 year old, technical sales rep. He stepped out of the limo in a kilt. Really Jon? a kilt? You're meeting the girl you might marry and you want to meet her in a skirt? No wonder you were eliminated the first night. If you're going to wear a skirt at least know how to play the bag pipes.

25. Brandon

Brandon is 28 years old and you wont believe his "occupation." He actually said his occupation was "being a hipster." Oh my goodness, please stop. A hipster? Jojo is a successful woman and I don't think she is wanting someone who isn't a hardworking man and lacks determination. Thank God she sent you home. Although you had a good height at 6'4, your "occupation" is what got you put number twenty five on this list and probably is what had you sent packing.

24. Coley

Coley, a cute name, but this 27 year old bachelor lacked some serious romance with Jojo. I could definitely see Coley as like your guy best friend but he doesn't strike me as fiance material. He has a baby face but not in a good way. His appearance is almost creepy like. He is a real estate consultant so he does have that going for him.

23. James S.

I know he didn't get eliminated until the second week but there was something not right about this James guy. James is 27 years old which is a little older than most of the other contestants. Although he is a good height at 6'1 and his favorite movie is the notebook, I get a gay vibe from James S. Let me explain myself. First of all, did anybody notice him checking out Chad when he was doing pull ups with the suitcase? He even said in the interview afterwards that it was a good view. Also he freaking looks like a living Ken doll. He's really pretty Maybe even too pretty... Lets talk about the fact that his occupation is being a bachelor super fan. You have got to be kidding me. That's probably what got him sent home and twenty third on this list.

22. Sal

This is where ranking the eliminated contestants gets hard because there is a lot of good suitors but at the end of the day only one bachelor can propose to Jojo. I would actually choose these next eliminated bachelors over some that are still in the house but this is Jojo's love story, not mine, and this whole list is based solely on my opinion. Sal is a 26 year old operations manager. He apparently hates the Kardashions but redeems himself by having egged his gym teachers house once. He has a lot of likable qualities but at the end of the day, he wasn't right for Jojo.

21. Jake

Jake is 27 years old and a landscape architect. Although Jake is very appealing to the eye, he lacked certain qualities that Jojo wanted in a man, I guess. He is very successful and I'm sure will meet the right girl someday. I Liked Jake but I don't think he was a good suitor for Jojo. There is some people in the house that I think should have gone before him though.

20. Will

Will is a pretty handsome 26 year old civil engineer. He mentions that he is 6'2 1/2 because that half an inch should be noticed. He has a very attractive tattoo on his ribs but he cant cook!!!! Sorry Will but that's a deal breaker for me.

19. Pete or Peter

I think if you have a nickname on the first night you probably have a pretty great personality. I guess Jojo didn't feel sparks with this 26 year old staffing agency manager. Pete was a super cute sweet guy who claims to be a party starter and he's a good cook. I'd definitely would have picked him to last longer than some of the guys in the house but Jojo didn't unfortunately.

18. Nick S.

When I first saw nick he looked like your average douche bag but as I got to know him, I began to really dig him. I definitely wouldn't have picked him to go home this early. He's my favorite bachelor to have been eliminated so far. Not only is his favorite movie The Sandlot, but he was an eagle scout which is really attractive. He gets even cuter by saying he would love to live on a tomato farm and can't wait to have children one day. I don't know what Jojo was thinking when she let this one go.

17. Ali

I'm sure Ali is a sweet guy, but he has weird bug eyes and scary vampire teeth. It's so creepy. This isn't Twilight. He's also pretty short, 5'8 to be exact. He has a fear of bugs which is a deal breaker for me because you're the man, you have to kill the bugs.

16. Daniel

That awkward moment when your first impression is a cheesy joke/ trend and the girl doesn't get it so she thinks you're weird. "Damn Daniel" is dead. Let's talk about how wasted this Canadian got the first night. He was so trashed he took off all his clothes and jumped into the pool... and Jojo still gave him a rose. He is very conceited for someone as weirdly shaped as he is with no clothes on. He needs to go.

15. Evan

Evan is one of the oldest contestants (33) and has, hands down, the weirdest occupation. He is an erectile dysfunction expert but, hey, somebody has to do it. I feel like he would be better looking with a different hair cut but he rocks the worship leader rocker style. I really want to like Evan but something about him just turns me off.


14. Vinny

Vinny is a 28 year old who cuts hair for a living. He claims he's a good cook which is cute. Is it just me? Or does Vinny remind you of Mac Miller? He did get white girl wasted the first night which is a no no. I could see Vinny as like a high school boyfriend but not someone I would pick for Jojo to marry.


13. Chad

Chad is the most hated bachelor of the season. All of America wants him gone. Honestly, as much as I hate his douche bag ways I want to see how him and Jojo's relationship progresses. I see her as someone who wants to change the bad boy and make him good. He did call Jojo naggy which probably didnt go over to well. Chad is a 28 year old Luxury Real Estate Agent but he talks to much about being born good looking and protien shakes. If he softens up then maybe Jojo will keep him around.


12. Nick B

Nick B or Good ole Saint Nick? Nick B came out of the limo to meet Jojo in a santa suit. I have to say Nick is the Hotest Santa I've ever seen. He is a 33 year old electrical engineer which means he is not afraid of hard work which is so attractive. This is where the list gets hard because these last 14 guys all deserve a great love story and to end up with Jojo but only one can have her heart forever.


11. James F.

Its coming down to some pretty great guys. Although James F, is older being 34 he owns a boxing club which keeps him looking good and fit. He loves kids but my favorite part about him is his love for God. Good luck James, I wish you all the best.

10. Alex

When the season first started, this 25 year old, U.S. Marine was my favorite bachelor. He just, unfortunately, is too short only being 5'7. He did rip off a door from a flaming car and pulled out and saved the driver which is amazing but at the end of the day i dont see him marrying Jojo.

9.Chase

Chase is a 6'3, truck driving, cutie who is a medical sales rep. He is very sweet but I just havent seen him enough with Jojo so i cant pick him to win.

8. Robby

Robby is hands down one of the cutest bachelors this season. His favorite movie is Wolf On Wall Street and he swims for a living. We havent seen much between him and Jojo so iI dont feel confident putting him any higher than 9.

7. Wells

This is where the ranking gets tough because these next 7 guys are all amazing and have the potential to make it all the way. Wells is a 31 year old radio DJ. He is very into music and even hired a well known acapella group to sing the first night. He won the rose at the last group date for not giving up so obviously Jojo likes him.

6. Christian

If i were ranking these guys on who I'm most attracted to it would be Christian. There is something about his smile that I cant get enough of. He is a telecom consultant who loves starwars and his mom, how cute. I could see him going all the way but unforunately I dont think he will.

5. Grant

There is a lot of cute bachelors this season but Grant is one of the only contestants i would call sexy. He is a firefighter who just loves helping other people. He recently saved Jojo on the last group date which convienetly had a firefighting theme. They have great chemistry there is just some guys who already have a more developed relationship with Jojo.

4. Derek

Derek had the first one on one date this season. I think Jojo likes him but I didnt really see any huge sparks. His favorite movie is Hook and he wiushes to have a kong, succesful marraige one day like his parents who have been married for 33 years. I'm in love with his blue eyes but im interested to see how far he makes it this season.

3. Luke

Luke is a 31 year old war vet from texas. He says he's country but I feel like he is one of those modern day pop country artist who wear their pants too tight. He has already shown that he is the jealous type so we will see how long he lasts in this competition.

2. James Taylor

James came into this competition singin', litteraly. He is a 29 year old southern gentleman from Texas. He is the type of boy that mama would love and gets along with the whole family. On his last date with Jojo he wrote her a sweet poem that brought her to tears. I think that James will be in the final two for sure.

1. James

The bachelor I feel that will go all the way in the battle for Jojo's heart is James. Him and Jojo have had fireworks from the begining not to mention the fact that his brother is Aaron Rodgers the quarter back for the Greenbay Packers. This season is going to be a close one but I have no doubt James is gouing to make oit far in this compition.

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