Bored on an airplane and need something to pass the time? 

Then, listen up and take notes, folks. 

1. Recreate the scene from Bridesmaids.

2. Be the child you are and ask for a pilot wing pin. 

3. Introduce yourself to all the passengers as the pilot and tell them it’s your first flight. 

4. When the plane takes off, start singing R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly.” 

5. Pretend you are someone famous. 

6. See how many times you can press the flight attendant call button. 

7. Take a nap the entire flight.

8. See if your neighbor will let you sleep with your head on his or her shoulder.

9. Listen to your iPod and give the whole plane a live concert. Remind them you’re famous.                      

10. When they say you have permission to walk around the cabin, take advantage of it. 

11. Try to find out who the air marshall is. 

12. Stare out the window. 

13. While you stare out the window, take a general Instagram photo. 

14. Draw funny pictures of your fellow passengers. 

15. *~*~*Skymall is your BFF *~*~* 

16. Talk to your neighbors and see if any of them have any cool advice or awkward childhood stories. 

17. Before you do any of this, take a selfie.

18. Pretend you’re Kanye West. Just do it. 

19. Take advantage of the alcoholic beverages and see what happens. 

20. Talk in a different accent the whole flight. 

21. Randomly fill in a sudoku puzzle as fast as you can and announce to the plane how smart you are. 

22. DVDs for days.

23. Find the love of your life.   

24. Start the Hotty Toddy chant even though it will, most likely, be a solo effort.

25. Tell everyone Beyonce is on board.