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25 Tips for College

With school starting, I just wanted to give some really helpful tips that will for sure get you an automatic bachelor's degree. So make sure to do every one of these & go above and beyond this school year! Good luck.

1. Raise your hand to go to the bathroom, or anywhere out of class.

2. Wear headphones in class- INSTANT teachers pet.

3. If you are going to be late, do not even show.

4. Bring an apple per professor the first day of classes.

5. Only write in pink pens.

6. Leave class early to remind professors time is almost up.

7. RUN to class, never walk.

8. There are assigned seats, so write your name on the seat.

9. Teachers give A's to kids who turn in after due date.

10. Don't make friends, let them find you.

11. Only freshman in the Fieldhouse.

12. You get lost, scream "I'M A FRESHMAN" and seniors will come flocking.

13. Your parents wont care, so don't bother calling.

14. You can only be an Ultimate Aggie in winter.

15. Remember, PEOPLE CARE what you did in High school, so wear your letterman daily.

16. Lose your room key.

17. First week doesn't count, so don't bother going to class.

18. Textbooks are cheaper finals week.

19. NO TICKETS FOR PARKING HOLLA!

20. You have to propose on the A.

21. If you see an orange bandana, RUN no questions asked.

22. Wear a nametag on the first week; Returned Missionaries wear yours.

23. Teachers want tons of emails about curves, especially dead week.

24. FAFSA grants 5 students a million dollars. Use promocode HELPMEIMPOOR.

25. At the first sign of snow, know that class is canceled.

Hope this helps! If you have any questions about BLUEZONE's free WiFi, please call 605-475-6968! Just wanted to give you a leg up to be successful! Welcome back, Aggies!

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