Costume shopping has got to be on of the best parts of Halloween, right? Right and wrong, if that makes sense. Costume shopping is so much fun, giving you the opportunity to be whatever or whoever you want to be for a night. But like any other type of clothes shopping, it can get pretty stressful pretty quick. Especially if you're a little bigger than the models. You'll start to think to yourself...
1.) Okay, time to find the best costume evaaaaa.
2.) Hello, Party City wall of costumes. Long time no see.
3.) Why is nothing I found on the website on this wall?
4.) Pinterest had it...
5.) Oh, that's cute! *checks size* Never mind.
6.) This is literally just a bra and panties with mouse ears...
7.) I'm a mouse, duh!
8.) Surely they've got something I can wear.
9.) They do know the average size of a woman is a size 16 to 18, not a size 2, right?
10.) No shame. All girls are hot and sizes are just numbers. I got this.
11.) *picks out costume to try on* Is this made of only spandex?
12.) Where's the rest of it?!
13.) Oh, cool. I can't zip it. *Sticks head out of door to find your friend* Help me.
14.) Okay, it zipped... Aaaaaand my boobs are falling out of the top. Great. Next.
15.) I could always wear a DIY costume...
16.) And it would be cheaper...
17.) But these are already put together and I'm lazy...
18.) Must. Get. All. Of. The. Makeup.
19.) *finds new costume to try on* Okay, this could work.. *turns around to see half of your butt hanging out* LOL nope.
20.) Wait! Leggings!
21.) Yesssss. This could work.
22.) Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
23.) Now we just need accessories.. *proceeds to pick up all the makeup, fake eyelashes, shoes, headpieces, and whatever else you see*
24.) Yassssss, girl, slayyyyy.
25.) And who said bigger girls can't look great on Halloween?
Moral of the story, go out and wear whatever you want to wear this Halloween. We're all gorgeous regardless of our size and if you still can't find something in the stores to wear, get on Pinterest and make a DIY one! Whatever you do, just make sure you're happy and comfortable. You have no one to impress other than yourself.
