1.) "Which coffee drink do I want?"

Because you just can't decide between a latte, cappuccino, americano, or if you just want black coffee.

2.) "Coffee is a meal."

If it fills me up and makes me happy, it's a meal.

3.) "This day requires straight shots of espresso."

Tolerating people has never been so easy.

4.) "Why do I have so much energy?"

Probably because I had 5 coffees in one hour.

5.) "Why do I have a headache?"

Oh, because I was told to cut back. That's not happening. *sips latte*

6.) "Can you snort ground coffee?"

7.) "Why am I so tired?"

Caffeine crashes aren't fun. Good thing there is always more coffee.

8.) "Aw, they finally know my name!"

They know my name because I come to this coffee shop everyday.

9.) "The Usual"

Eventually, you walk in the same coffee shop you have been the past two months and the baristas start making your drink and all you have to do is pay. Convenience at it's finest.

10.) *drinks a pot of coffee before heading to local coffee shop*

The more the merrier.

11.) "My hands are full."

aka. I have a coffee in each hand

12.) I'll do it after I finish this cup of coffee.

*pours more into the mug*

13.) You always go to a coffee shop to catch up with friends or for a date.

Also, coffee shops are great for studying, judging, and people watching (if you manage to snag the window table).

14.) Non-coffee drinkers...Tragic.

I pity them.

15.) Cutting back on how much you drink is never an option

Neither is quitting.

16.) Your car has coffee cups from the same or various coffee shops scattered on the floor.

Can't stop, won't stop. Unless there is a coffee shop, then we can stop there.

17.) There is always room for another coffee mug.

18.) Your parents or friends get concerned about your addiction.

Trust me, there are far worse things to be addicted to. Just be glad I chose correctly.

19.) Your coffee pun game is strong.

Almost as strong as your coffee.

20.) You always take pictures of your coffee.

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL

21.) "There is a new coffee shop, I must go."

22.) "That barista is cute."

At some point, you will find that attractive barista and will keep going to that same coffee shop not just for the coffee.

23.) "I spent how much on coffee in the past month?!"

$500! Oops.

24.) Drinking hot coffee in summer is acceptable.

Weather will never stop you from the thing you love.

25.) Your exercise is walking to the coffee shop.

Walking 1 mile or even a block is exercise. Time to treat yourself to the largest coffee you can get at the coffee shop.