When you’re throwin’ shade at a frenemy:
1. "All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life and mean."
2. "Cause baby now we got bad blood."
When you’re crushing on someone:
3. "Love’s a game, wanna play?"
4. "Baby can’t you see, you belong with me."
5. "I was enchanted to meet you."
6. "Absentmindedly making me want you."
For your cute relationship:
Author’s Note: can be a relationship with a human, or if you’re like me, a bottle of wine.
7. "You are the best thing that’s ever been mine."
8. "And I don’t know how it gets better than this."
9. "Everything will be alright if you keep me next to you."
For your cute relationship that just ended:
10. "I’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well."
11. "Wondering why we bother with love, if it never lasts."
12. "I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me."
13. "We are never ever ever getting back together."
14. "And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now."
15. "But you held your pride like you should have held me."
16. "I was a dreamer before you went and let me down."
17. "I’m not a princess, this ain’t a fairytale."
When you’re feeling yourself:
18. "Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream."
19. "Cause the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate."
When you’re with your #squad:
21. "Tonight’s the night when we forget about the deadlines."
22. "People would say they’re the lucky ones."
When you’re feeling philosophical about life:
23. "This is a big world that was a small town there in my rearview mirror disappearing now."
24. "This is life before you know who you’re gonna be."
25. "Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now."
