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25 Signs You Watch Too Much HGTV

Hi, my name is _______, and I'm addicted to HGTV.

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25 Signs You Watch Too Much HGTV

You might be addicted to HGTV if...

  1. The day House Hunters and House Hunters International were put on Netflix was the best day of your life.
  2. You've already watched every episode of "House Hunters" and "House Hunters International" on Netflix. Twice.
  3. 90% of the time, you can accurately predict which house the house hunters will choose.
  4. You get into verbal arguments with your TV over the uber-picky house hunters (IT'S JUST PAINT COLOR. YOU CAN CHANGE IT)
  5. From the second the couple walks in the door, if there aren't hardwood floors and stainless steel appliances, you know it's gonna be a no-go.
  6. You consider changing your major to renovation expert/interior designer/TV star on a daily basis.
  7. You have a favorite brother from "Property Brothers" (Team Drew all the way).
  8. You make your parents watch shows like "Beachfront Bargain Hunt" and "Caribbean Life" in the hopes of convincing them to buy an awesome vacation house.
  9. You're also convinced that you could do a full-scale renovation on your house and sell it for way more money to buy said vacation house.
  10. Or maybe move to Italy. If that young couple right out of college can afford it, so can we Mom and Dad!
  11. Even if you have to live in a tiny house to do it, like on "Tiny House Hunters." The glam way those people decorate their 200 sq foot homes almost makes you forget how miserable it was to cram 2 people in your similarly sized freshman dorm room.
  12. Chip and Joanna Gaines from "Fixer Upper" are your actual relationship goals.
  13. You want to move to Texas just so Chip and Joanna can make you a beautiful farmhouse.
  14. You also think Hilary and David from "Love It or List It" should be a real life couple.
  15. You can't help but hate homeowners for getting mad at Hilary when she can't do the whole renovation because of structural issues. HELLOOO, it's your houses fault, not hers.
  16. You enter yourself, your parents, and every extended family member into the Dream Home drawing every year because you have to win.
  17. You've re-decorated your bedroom a gazillion times because you get better and better design inspiration every time you turn on the channel.
  18. HGTV.com is your home page.
  19. You've been known to take HGTV-related quizzes in your free time.
  20. You subscribe to the HGTV magazine.
  21. Words like open-concept floor plan, vaulted ceilings, and curb appeal are part of your everyday vocabulary.
  22. You're ready to fight the TV when the homeowners start making ridiculous renovation requests.
  23. Your parents get mad at you because you fill the DVR with every HGTV series imaginable.
  24. When you turn on the TV, it's already on HGTV.
  25. In fact, you're going to go watch more HGTV right now.
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