1. Mom honestly, everyone failed that exam.

2. I go out maybe once a week IF THAT and only if I've finished all my work for the next week. 

3. Yeah, I usually wake up early on Sunday mornings and run 5 miles. I like to get my day started early so I can get a good seat at the library!

4. How many shots do I take in a night? Maybe like 3 or 4. 

5. No, I would never drink the jungle juice at a frat. Someone could have put something in that.

6. Formals are a really classy event. 

7. Why didn't I answer your call at 10 pm last Thursday? Oh, right I think I went to bed early that night. 

8. I always use PennWalk instead of walking home alone at 3 AM.

9. I like to stay on top of my work all semester so I don't have to cram for exams.

10. Why did I burser $200? That was definitely for some textbooks I needed.

11. I'm really responsible with my (your) money when I'm out at night.

12. No, I don't have a fake ID. They just let me into Smokes because they think I'm cool. Sorry your child is popular. 

13. I have never eaten at McDonald's at 2 AM.

14. I have never eaten Wawa at 2 AM. 

15. I cook almost every night because health and nutrition are top priorities for me.

16. No, I really don't know what they mean by "Thirsty Thursday".

17. I also don't know what they mean by Smokes "Sink or Swim". Are people hydrating or something?

18. I've already applied to like 10 internships. 

19. The only reason I didn't do well in that class was because the professor was terrible. There was nothing I could do.

20. I'm just not the type of person who skips class.

21. I don't schedule class on Fridays so I can spend all day at the library.

22. Before every exam, I map out a 2 week study schedule and follow it rigorously. 

23. Yeah I definitely drink water when I'm out at night - Gotta keep my BAC in check! 

24. That guy I took to date night? Yeah it's not awkward at all when I see him now!

25. I tell you guys almost everything about my social life!