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A variety of quotes from movies, famous people, and literature accompanied by gifs: read one a day until Christmas or read all 25 at once over and over until Christmas!

1. “My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” -Bob Hope

2. "Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!" -It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

3. "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." -George Carlin

4. "What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?" -Dr. Seuss, How The Grinch Stole Christmas

5. "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree." -Roy L. Smith

6. "Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see." The Polar Express (2004)

7. "Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present." -Anonymous

8. "Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts." -Janice Maeditere

9. "It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air." -W.T. Ellis

10. "Look, Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know." -A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)

11. "I heard the bells on Christmas Day // Their old, familiar carols play, // And wild and sweet // The words repeat // Of peace on earth, good-will to men!" -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

12. "Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa." -The Simpsons, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (1997)

13."Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time." -Laura Ingalls Wilder

14. "Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday." -Andy Borowitz

15. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." -Elf (2003)

16. "Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone." -Charles Schulz

17. "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." -Johnny Carson

18. "We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice." -A Christmas Story (1983)

19. "What is Christmas with no snow? No white Christmas with no snow." -White Christmas (1954)

20. "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.......worse? How could [things] get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen, we're at the threshold of hell!" -Christmas Vacation (1989)

21. "Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." -It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

22. "Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind...and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it." -Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

23. "He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work // And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk, // And laying his finger aside of his nose, // And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose..." -Clement Clarke Moore, A Visit from St. Nicholas

24. "I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to every-body! A happy New Year to all the world!" -Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

25. "For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counseller, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace." -Isaiah 9:6

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