25 Cheesy Pick Up Lines Guaranteed To Make You Laugh
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25 Cheesy Pick Up Lines Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

If you were a Transformer, your name would be Optimus Fine.

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25 Cheesy Pick Up Lines Guaranteed To Make You Laugh
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We've all tried to pick up that cutie, whether that be from class, a concert, the bar, the list goes on and on. When you're having trouble figuring out what to say, take a chance and use one of these or use them on your significant other now!

1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.

2. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

3. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

4. It's a good thing I have my library card because I'm checking you out.

5. Something's wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off of you.

6. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

7. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.

8. Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart.

9. My doctor said I'm lacking Vitamin U.

10. You look familiar. Did we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

11. I thought happiness started with "h". Why does mine start with "u?"

12. I'm in the mood for a pizza....a pizza you!

13. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

14. Can you fill out this survey for me? *Hand them your phone with the "new contact" field open*.

15. If you were a Transformer, your name would be Optimus Fine.

16. Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all night.

17. I should call you Google because you have everything I've been searching for.

18. Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn't know perfect until I met you.

19. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

20. Baby, you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

21. Is your name WiFi? 'Cause I'm feeling a connection.

22. There's something wrong with my cell phone. (What?) It doesn't have your number in it.

23. People call me (your name), but you can call me tonight.

24. This Han doesn't want to fly Solo tonight.

25. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

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