If you're a Netflix addict, like half the college population is, you've definitely seen the advertisement for the animated show "Bob's Burgers." At first sight, I honestly thought it was another "Family Guy" or "South Park" filled with crude "guy humor," but was pleasantly surprised. Soon I found my entire family sitting down, watching it together and realizing this family is us. Therefore, I was dubbed as "Tina," the oldest, awkward and most sexually charged goofball you have ever met (how kind). The more I thought about it, though, the more I realized, hell, we've all been Tina at some point in our lives, and I thought I would show you fine readers what I mean.
1. When you first stepped onto a college campus.
2. That time to tried to be domestic as all get out and cook for yourself.
3. When you ask someone to pass you something, and you always scream "No, do not throw it!" because you're just that bad at any sort of physical activity.
4. When you weren't afraid to call out, even the cool kids, on their ish.
5. When you meet new people and realize you just aren't that good at conversation.
6. That time you tried to start a blog and try your hand at writing, but maybe it didn't go quite as planned.
7. The first time you tried to apply your own make up without any assistance.
8. When you tried out various forms of trash talk.
9. When you have to lie to your parents, your friends and even yourself about the status of your mental health.
10. That time you tried out interpretive yoga feminist dancing, when you have that one friend who constantly performs their yoga for all the world to see.
11. When your parents asked you about your GPA.
12. And think about the massive amounts of schoolwork you have to do in the next few weeks—especially so close to finals.
13. When your heart gets broken into a million and one pieces.
I don't care how old you are, if this is your first or most recent break up, this description is accurate
14. And you just can't seem to get over him.
15. But then, one day, you decide to put yourself back out there and start noticing other guys!
16. When you start talking to someone new, and maybe are a little too forward.
17. That time you realized a casual approach is the way to go.
18. Every time you go out, ready to lure in all the bachelors with your dance moves.
19. And wake up the next morning realizing you had a little too much to drink.
20. When you know you're fabulous but have to act humble for the little people.
21. When you're up for anything and try to stay positive no matter what life throws at you.
22. When you try to be classy as hell.
23. When you are the backbone and support of your friend group.
24. When you realize how fabulous you are and that you can take on the world!
I hope Tina has made you laugh as much as she makes me, and I hope she inspires you to be the best, sassiest, and life-loving you that you can be! Have a wonderful week!
