When registration time comes around, there are always those brave souls; especially freshman that think they will be perfectly fine with an 8 am. You did it in High School, so why can't you do it in college? Here's just 24 of the million thoughts you are gonna have throughout the semester.
1. What would happen if i jumped in front of that bus?
2. Is it too late to become a stripper?
3. Stop smiling at me.
4. How are their people that actually care about what they look like at this hour?
5. Can I catch a ride on your scooter?
6. I wish I cared about what I look like right now.
7. What class am I even going to?
8. Do I have time to take a nap on that bench?
9. Seriously though, what class is this?
10. I need to go to bed earlier.
11. I can't wait for that bomb nap after this.
12. Why does that girl look like she's about to walk into the club? And I'm not talking about book club.
13. I wonder if people think I'm homeless right now
14. What would happen if I skip?
15. I just can't even right now.
16. Honestly, is it too late?
17. Can I catch Ebola 5 minutes before class?
18. Where is the professor?
19. OMG if he comes late enough I can leave!
20. 2 more minutes and I can leave it's campus policy!
21. [Professor walks into class] I couldn't be more unhappy to see you.
22. I am never doing this again. Ever.
23. [ Registration comes around] Oh I did it last semester, I can definitely do it again this semester.
24. F**k.
Keep these in mind next time you think you can do it. I mean, you can do it but do you really want to?