Unlike many other, well-informed Americans, I just can't bring myself to keep up with the news everyday. At the end of my day, the last thing I need is a reminder that the American government is running around in chaos, or that the earth is dying and we're all doomed. I don't need that at the end of the day. Not to mention the chaos that is trying to weed out "unbiased" journalism. But if I can keep up with the big highlights of the world around me, and still keep a smile on, that's the kind of news I can appreciate. So thank you, "Weekend Update" for lightly informing me about the world around me while tickling my funny bone at the same time.
Huh. Good to know.
WHERE DID THIS TECHNOLOGY GO?!
Thanks for keeping me informed on classic sayings, Colin.
I should probably cancel that trip to Disneyland
It all makes so much sense now.
The bar for awesome has been set quite high.
I didn't know either, Michael.
The importance of slight internal rhyme final gets the credit it deserves!
Finally! Sports reporting I can follow!
It's good to know I'm not alone.
Aw! This makes me want to give the constitution a hug! ... But Michael has also informed me that I should not... LEARNING!
A good summary of many Trump tweets.
Well that just isn't okay.
I should have known it would all come down to potatoes.
I should go buy some apples.
Is 150 years too early for this joke?
Good to know. Better cancel those Disney World tickets too.
Now I know who to swipe-left on Tinder.
The answers we all need! Get on it already, George R.R. Martin!
Good idea, Colin. Office politics are best handled peacefully. And I understood that reference!
Clowns are the real threat.
I should definitely stick with my apple products.
I don't get this...but I am now compelled to LEARN! Thank you, "Weekend Update"!
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