Christmas is creeping its way even closer and I keep getting asked: "what do you want for Christmas?" Of course, I did compose a list of things I wanted, like clothes, make-up, and gift cards to Chipotle (because free food, duh). But there are some things that are a bit harder to achieve for my loved ones to get me this Christmas:

1. Clear skin

2. For One Direction to get back together

3. For net neutrality to not be repealed

4. For new seasons of Parks and Recreation to happen

5. For 5 Seconds of Summer to release new music

6. To have unlimited time to binge-watch on Netflix

7. To not grow up and deal with adult responsibilities

8. Hamilton tickets

9. For Vine 2 to be released faster (and not have Jake Paul and Team 10 be on it)

10. For Noah Schnapp to get nominated for his Stranger Things season 2 performance

11. For Zanessa to get back together

12. For Obama to still be President

13. For the Kardashians to confirm or deny any of their pregnancy rumors

14. For Facebook to get rid of Stories

15. For people to not be terrible to retail workers during the holidays

16. My metabolism that I used to have

17. The ability to teleport

18. To have Whataburger AND In-and-Out to come to Kansas

19. To guarantee that I will have a job right out of college

20. To not have pit stains all the time

21. For Apple to finally have red-haired emoji people

22. For Riverdale to get better writers

and finally,

23. For coffee to be less expensive so I can afford it every day

Get to it, Santa.