Let's face it, last night was a blast. Well, maybe for about an hour, or a half an hour. And then it's all this weird blur of cops being called, missing shoes, where is my ID, and one thousand calories in the shape of a whole medium pizza. You wake up, and think the worst is behind you, only to be filled in by your friends, as to the stupidity of the things you said and did. Embarrassment aside, you feel like you just fell out of your window, slept on the street, and were fed dog food for the last 24 hours. All you want is to lay in bed with your only friend that will never judge you for your late-night blunders, Netflix. However, you just can't stop thinking about all of the reasons you wish you didn't go out last night.
1. Your friends are all going to eat greasy hangover food, but yet again, you feel too sick to even want to take a bite.
2. You have essentially no good pictures of yourself from last night, because you look disheveled or horrible in every one.
3. You have texts from about five different people asking what happened to you last night, which consequentially makes you wonder what happened as well.
4. You have an insurmountable amount of homework due the next day, but your concentration is nowhere to be found.
5. You are reminded of the things you said, like telling some questionable characters that they are your best friends, or that you're really in love with them.
6. Or the things you did, like that time you tried to steal a composite in front of a whole fraternity.
7. You cried in front of strangers in a bathroom about things you didn't realize you were even upset about.
8. And then you looked through your call log and realized how many people you cried to about God knows what.
9. Your friends all talk about how much of a fun time they had, while you were lost in the halls, unaware of what was going on.
10. But at least you made some new friends.
11. Who you don't remember…
12. And then you're faced with that awkward “Hey, remember me from last night??" comment. “Yeah… What's your name again?".
13. Your best friend is annoyed with you because she had to leave the bar early, due to the fact that you were crying about how much you wanted pizza.
14. Speaking of your pizza, did you really eat 2 pieces in a minute?
15. You have bruises all over your body and you wonder what happened to you.
16. And then you remember falling…
17. Please God, let nobody have seen me fall.
18. You most likely did something on social media to embarrass yourself.
19. And if you didn't, your friends probably SnapStoried your highly questionable antics.
20. Your favorite lip stick is gone forever.
21. Your outfit has stains pretty much all over it.
22. And then you remember, it's your friend's birthday, and you have to start getting ready to go to the bar in an hour.
23. But the worst of it is, you will forget all these reasons again tonight.
