Ah, Amanda Bynes and Channing Hotness Tatum in a romantic comedy featuring the beautiful game of soccer. What more could you ask for? Nothing. Diddly squat my friends.
I've realized that I quote this movie more than any other when conversing with others. Probably the most quotable movie, She's the Man gifted us with a new vocabulary and set of lines to dish out to our squad. For example; feeling sassy? Tell the guy hitting on you to call your number: "1-800- BIOTCH". That'll send him running for the hills. If you're in the mood for some hard core flirting, tilt your head, bat your eyes, and always remember to say your favorite cheese is Gouda.
The following quotes are, in my opinion, the best and most accessible in life situations. See if you agree.
- "No man... if you wanna kiss her... You go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock yourself out! You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her!"
- "I got a lifetime of knowledge."
- "So, uh, you play the beautiful game… bros... brothers... brethren?"
- "I skipped a couple grades. I'm brilliant. Shh."
- "Abstinence is key, abstinence is the best way to not... is to not."
- "I don't know that that's a thing that I know."
- "Be a man. Suck it up and rub some dirt in it."
- "Uhhh I'm allergic to the sun."
- "I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!"
- "Beckham does it all the time."
- "Welcome to, Illyria, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome… to Illyria."
- "Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours."
- "You know it bro."
- "I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside."
- "Word, g-mon."
- "What's goin on Yvonne?"
- "Why don't you just relax?"
- "He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great."
- "You know how it is. New school, new babe pool."
- "You're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man."
- "Dude, come on, you're a guy. What would you do? If the hottest girl in school came to you and asked you on a date?"
- "Speaking as a completely third-party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, I'm not really sure that you and Olivia really mesh well together."
- Viola: "What does your heart tell you?" Duke: "What?"Viola: "I mean… which one would you rather see NAKED?"