1. When those Mariah Carey and Michael Buble Christmas songs come on, you know it's about that time.

2. When ABC Family's 25 Days of Christmas starts and you cannot find your chill.

3. When you hear your favorite Christmas song for the first time of the year.

4. When people aren't as spirited as you and you become slightly annoyed.

MmmmKay Bye.

5. When all the feels are there and you realize you're single again this Christmas.

6. You're so overcome with Christmas joy that you're even nice to your biggest enemy.

7. When you pick out the most perfect Christmas tree there ever was.

8. When the tree is decorated and lighted and complete, and you just stand back to relish in all of its pine needley glory.

9. When you check your bank account after you've bought presents for everyone and realize that you are not a sensible shopper.

10. When you get to your grandma's house and she asks you if you want a slice of her world-famous fruit cake.

11. When you walk in the living room that is full of relatives you only see on the holidays and you still don't know their names.

12. When someone steals your present during White Elephant and you come out playin' NO games.

13. And then someone tries to take their present back from you that you stole from them but they already ran out of passes.

14. When your rich grandma comes in clutch with that gift card to Victoria's Secret.

15. When you and the squad arrive at parties.

16. When you get to the parties and finally take off your big furry coat, revealing your holiday outfit that is absolute fire.

17. When someone says your outfit is too sparkly and you're like, "Sorry, I can't hear you over all of my glamorousness."

18. When you've had one too many candy cane cocktails and let loose with the 'illest dance moves of all time.

19. When you romantically twirl around after you finally get that kiss under the mistletoe.

20. When you wake up on Christmas morning and realize that Santa didn't bring you T-Swift concert tickets AGAIN this year.

SOML.

21. When your sibling gets that bag of Sour Patch Watermelons in their stocking and all you get is Swedish Fish in yours.

22. When your mom makes you call all of your relatives to tell them Merry Christmas.

Merry Swiftmas to all, and to all a good night.