22 Ridiculous Things That Make My Girlfriend Cry
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22 Ridiculous Things That Make My Girlfriend Cry

Ridiculous is an understatement.

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In honor of her 22nd birthday, and, as she puts it, her "birthday month," I've decided to make my second article about my girlfriend. I compiled a list of all of the tings that have made her cry throughout our relationship so far. Then, I reminded her of these moments and documented her reactions. Cruel, or hilarious, you be the judge. Enjoy!

Also, quick shout out to that guy who wrote down everything that his wife cried over for a month. I feel you, man.

Aaaaaaaand away we go:

1. Sad movies.

"I can't help but watch them!"

2. Losing something valuable.

"I always lose my necklaces!" *checks if one is around her neck* "Uh-oh. Wait a minute."

3. Falling down the stairs.

"It just--" *cries*

4. Puppies and/or babies.

"Awwww, their little faces!"

5. Chicken nuggets.

*smiles* "Mmmmm... wait, can we get them now?"

6. When she needs to get out of bed.

"I wish I could pee in the bed, I'd never have to leave!"

7. When she needs to climb more than two flights of stairs.

"I have little legs! It's hard for me! Shut up!"

8. Entering a Disney Park.

"Mickey Mouse!"

9. Seeing a Disney Park ad.

"They just always look so happy" *cries*

10. When she can't stop sneezing.

"I'm scared that my head is gonna fall off."

12. When she's overtired.

"Sometimes you just need to go to bed"

13. When a leaf falls from a tree.

"They're not with their leaf family." *cries*

14. Dinosaurs.

"They don't deserve to be extinct."

15. Eating chocolate.

"It's like porn for my belly."

16. When she runs out of chocolate.

"That should be illegal."

17. Chocolate.

"I just have a lot of feelings about it." *cries*

18. Star Wars.

"R2-D2!" *makes droid noises*

19. When I added Taylor Swift to this list.

*nods, cries*

20. When she remembers that we lived across the street from a Chick-Fil-A.

"It's like we lived there!"

21. Turning 22.

"I'm so close to my death!"

22. Aardvarks.

"I just cry over the zoo."


Some Honorable Mentions:

1. Old couples.

"It's like Up! I hope they die together. Could you imagine how sad it would be if they didn't?!"

2. Happy endings in movies.

"I know they're not real, but I love them"

3. While eating pizza.

*licks her lips* "Pizza, Pizza" *cries*

4. When she walks out of Target with way more things than she planned.

"Remember that time I went to get Oreos and came back with 12 cans of peas? We still have all of those peas..."

5. When the ice machine shoots out too much ce.

"Why me? And it happens like every time, too!"


If you know someone who can be overemotional about little things, I challenge you to share your stories and make a list. You never know all the hilarious stuff you might find!

Happy Birthday! I still love you even if you cry a lot! But also, get some help.

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