In case you've been living under a rock, or otherwise abstained from social media in recent days, last week Donald Trump tweeted one of his most cryptic messages yet: behold "covfefe."

The public then launched various investigations in attempts to interpret this new word. Can anyone really understand what's going on inside this man's head? No. That doesn't give us much to work with. Yet, the tweet remained online for literal hours before being removed, igniting an urge inside many peoples' brains to get to the bottom of this nonsense.

Is it possible that this was just a typo, a misspelling of "coffee" or "conference?" Maybe. But maybe not. The possibilities are truly endless, but I've listed just a few potential definitions for covfefe.

1. A foreign energy drink

2. New York's hottest club

3. A house plant in the White House

4. The name of Donald's "man cave"

5. Donald's ~unique~ hairdo

6. His preferred setting at the tanning salon

7. His "usual" at the local deli

8. Donald's preferred cologne

9. His personal email password

10. The name of Donald's first crush

12. A new planet discovered by NASA

13. A designer pocket square

14. His Starbucks order

15. Donald's Twitter password

16. A farm-to-table restaurant

17. A little-known philosophical concept

18. The name of Donald's childhood pet

19. A tropical fruit drink

20. Another word for a loofah

21. An indie band

22. The password for accessing our nuclear launch codes

There you have it. Covfefe.