*DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR ALL OF THESE*

1. "Baby got Bach"

2. "Your pitch isn't the only perfect thing about you."

3. "Hey baby. Think you can Handel me?"

4. "Is your leading tone G#? Cause you're A on my scale"

5. "I love you as much as Bach hates parallel fifths"

6. "Do you play a brass instrument cause you're quite the Belle"

7. "You and I would make good counterpoint"

8. "Are you the F minor to my F major? Cause I'm starting to see a lot of parallels between us."

9. "You must be a fourth or fifth cause you're perfect"

10. "We're like E# and F. We look different but we're exactly the same."

11. "Are you scale degree 5? Because you're dominant in my thoughts"

12. "Are you a repeating piece of music? Because you're d.c. al fine"

13. "Be the I to my V7."

14. "Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken."

15. "I would never deceive you. I'll always resolve to I"

16. "You must be augmented cause my thoughts for you won't diminish"

17. "Hey baby. Where have you been Haydn?"

18. "You're on my to do Liszt"

19. "Are you my theory homework? Cause I can do you all night long"

20. "Are you a fermata? Cause I want to hold you

21. "You need a tuner cause you're looking sharp."

22. "You had me at cello."