Well, for most people Monday's suck and are the worst day of the week, most people do not look forward to Mondays for any reason. But for some of us who watch The Bachelor like myself, Mondays are your favorite days. You look forward all day at school or at work for 8:00pm (eastern time) to lay on the couch or bed and just indulge on this guilty pleasure. I know I do. We've now seen the first two episodes full of drama, cat fights, dolphins, and hot make out sessions. Here are some of my thoughts that I had while watching Nick and his crazy ladies on The Bachelor.

1. "Ought Oh, starting this week off with the Liz situation after math."

2. "What Is Corinne doing?"

3. "Why does she have whip cream..?"

3. "Corinne's family and nanny must be so proud."

4. "You go Jasmine, for stealing him!"

5. "Let's see if Corinne steals Nick back.."

6. "Why is she crying..."

7. "Don't throw yourself at him, and he won't have to deny you."

8. "Where is Corinne?.. Oh she's sleeping."

9. "Final rose goes to......Jasmine."

10. "Back street boys...alright."

11. "Oh no, Corinne doesn't feel cute, or bubbly. "

12. "Okay Danielle... you do your thing."

13. "Corinne's kissing Nick....again."

14. "Corinne's nipples showing....I'm starting to see a trend each week."

15. "Planned dancing... Thats called chrography Corinne."

16. "I miss my nanny... really..how old are you?"

17. "Did she really say she has had to do some big girl things while being here?"

18. "Oh, Corinne."

19. "Nick and Vanessa are so cute."

20. "Goodbye Dominque."

21. " Well, next week looks interesting!"