Toddler (n.)

Emotionally unstable, pint-sized with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a lovable creature.

1. DON'T EAT THAT.

2. Where are your shoes?

3. Where are your pants?

4. Why are you crying again?

5. Did you just poop?

6. We do NOT hit our friends!

7. *Man that kid kind of deserved it*

8. We do not pull our friends' hair.

9. No seriously, who pooped?

10. Food on the floor is yucky...Or eat it anyways that's cool too.

11. Nap time is happy time.

12. Are you eating rocks...again?

13. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

14. Man, we are having a B-A-D day.

15. How does this kid sleep upside down?

16. Sit down. On your chair.

17. Because I said so.

18. OK, now I KNOW somebody pooped.

19. How do the Duggars do this?

20. NO.

21. I really love them.