It's the time of the year when the countdown to final exams is actually acceptable. After final exams? Summer break. We're all completely over this semester and ready for summer. Here are 20 signs you're so over this semester — 99 percent of students experience these symptoms, but no, the student health center does not offer help for these. Even if they did, it's not like it would be covered in your tuition.
1. You spend more time calculating your grades than actually studying for your classes.
You have it calculated down to the exact points you need to still pass the class, even if you bomb the final.
2. You have so much to do and so little time
So what do you do? Nap.
3. You've made new friends in your classes solely so they can send you the notes.
Thank God for syllabus week, at least you know when the exams are.
4. You would rather gain weight than go to the gym.
The freshman 15 didn't hit you until the last eight weeks. Maybe freshman 30... or 45, I don't know, it's fine.
5. You would rather starve than go grocery shopping.
It's one extreme or the other.
6. You're running out of dry shampoo/ baby powder.
"When was the last time I showered?"
7. Margarita Monday
8. Tequila Tuesday
9. Wine Wednesday
10. Thirsty Thursday
11. Not even coffee does the trick anymore.
It takes about four coffees to act as one by this time of the semester.
12. You've really let your room go.
You probably need to hire a professional maid at this point if you ever want to see your floor again.
13. Your social media stalking skills have reached a new level.
You have to have a variety of ways to waste your time instead of doing homework. By the way, the kid who sits in front of you in Econ has a twin brother (three minutes older) who studies business at Harvard. He also has a girlfriend.
14. Your Google search history is a new kind of pathetic.
"Top 10 best paying jobs without a college degree."
"Do I have to go to college to be successful?"
"Annual salary of a stripper."
15. You ask yourself about 20 times a day if you can drop out.
You also ask your roommate another 50 times, they're getting pretty tired of it.
16. "'C's get degrees"
Just keep telling yourself this as you get your exam grades back.
17. Those 8 a.m. classes though...
If you do happen to make it, props to you, but you're just getting out of bed at 8 a.m.
18. You have a countdown until break.
It might even be your phone lock screen.
19. "When was the last time I did laundry?"
You're fine until your roommate says something.
20. You've started a new Netflix series.
And finished it.
21. 500 word minimum, only had 498 words.
THE END.
