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21 Questions I Still Have At 21

Will there ever be any answers?

MacKenzie Hawe
Jan 08, 2016
University of New Hampshire
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21 Questions I Still Have At 21

1. What is wrong with Sue the doll on the Island of Misfit Toys in Rudolph?

2. Where do all my socks go?

3. How come they haven't found a way to turn chocolate into a vegetable?

4. When do I start to feel like an adult?

5. Will loading the dishwasher ever not feel like torture?

6. When will I learn to properly wrap a present?


7. When will I understand the stock market?

8. Why did I ever believe in an Easter bunny and why was I not horrified at a large animal coming into my house?

9. Why does the Easter Bunny leave eggs? Why isn't it the Easter Chicken?

10. Why does PH make the F sound? Why can't it just always be F?


11. Why do we have silent letters?

12. Why did my mom ever let me get side bangs/frosted tips?

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13. Who made up that I'd get salmonella from eating cookie dough? Because I'm still kicking.

14.Will there ever come a day that I don't get zits?

15. Will I ever pay off my college loans?

16. Why weren't girls blessed with the ability to pee

while standing up?

17. Why was I required to take physics in high school?

18. How come nail polish stays on my toes forever, but my nails chip within five minutes?

19. Will I ever pick up my headphones and have them not be tangled into hopeless knots?

20. Will we never know who the real A in Pretty Little Liars is? Also will this show ever end?

21. But seriously, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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