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21 Lies Every College Student has Said

We've all done it. Don't even try to deny it.

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21 Lies Every College Student has Said
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  1. “I’ll actually go to my 8:00 AM lecture next semester!”
  2. “This nap will only be ten minutes.”

  3. “I’ll totally finish the paper when I finish [enter thing I shouldn’t be doing in the first place anyway here]"

  4. “I’ll drink in moderation tonight.”

  5. “I can totally afford to skip this class!”

  6. “I can absolutely splurge on [insert item I most definitely do not need and most certainly can NOT splurge on]."

  7. “I’ll cook a healthy dinner tonight!”

  8. “I will definitely go to tutoring when I am struggling!”

  9. “I can put off laundry for another day!” [says while staring at empty drawers]

  10. “One more episode of Netflix can't hurt!”

  11. “I won’t hate myself in the morning for staying up this late!”

  12. “I’ll wear something other than sweatpants to my morning classes this semester! I’m going to look cute!”

  13. “I will most definitely not be hooking up with random people this semester.”

  14. “Ramen and leftover Halloween candy make an acceptable meal.”

  15. “I will call my parents back right after this.”

  16. “I will definitely go see my advisor about the class that I am struggling with!”

  17. “I do not need counseling!”

  18. “I will not drop any classes this semester.”

  19. “I am going to start this paper 2 weeks before it is due!” [currently stares at deadline for paper which is in 2 hours]

  20. “This group project will not stress me out, everyone will do their part in a timely fashion!"

  21. “I’m fine.”


    Almost everyone has said one or more of these on the daily, and if you say you don't then that's your first lie right there!
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