Those of you who know me know that I absolutely love corny jokes, especially puns. Although I would never recommend breaking up with someone like this, here are a few puns that will make you shake your head and maybe lose a little bit of respect for me due to corniness. Here we go...

1. A man like you is not a-peeling.

2. We just don't make a good pear.

3. Breaking up is nothing to wine about.

4. We just aren't a grape couple.

5. You are not the apple of my eye.

6. You drive me coconuts.

7. We donut belong together.

8. We are not mint to be.

9. I don't want to be jalapeńo business anymore.

10. I am being for cereal. This is the real dill.

11. Peas leave me alone.

12. I am berry sorry it had to end this way.

13. We've been through so much, but now it's time to say good-pie.

14. I cantaloupe with you.

15. I am nacho girl anymore.

16. There's nothing left to taco-bout.

17.You butter believe we are over.

18. I am feta-up with you.

19. It just seems like you don't carrot all anymore.

20. Beet it.